Celestial It Explorer T-Shirts

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

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Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."