Continent Explorer Gifts

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'...Or not.'

Hiker's right of way.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'