Continent Explorer Mugs

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'...Or not.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

Hiker's right of way.

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."