Europe Explorer Mugs

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'He was the greatest marksman in the whole of France, too bad we're in Spain.'

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Romantic Violinist.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Greek Crisis

Eurobonds Explained.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Saving Spain

An Appreciation

EU Polling Station

Europe on $5000 a day.

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

Core Business.

'What a bargain!'

Contagious.

Grexit

Travel Scenes

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"The earth's core changed directions."

Europe

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

The European Bailout

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

How to recognize a German tourist...