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The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'He was the greatest marksman in the whole of France, too bad we're in Spain.'

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Romantic Violinist.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Greek Crisis

Eurobonds Explained.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Saving Spain

An Appreciation

EU Polling Station

Europe on $5000 a day.

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Core Business.

'What a bargain!'

Contagious.

Europe

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"The earth's core changed directions."

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Grexit

Travel Scenes

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

The European Bailout

How to recognize a German tourist...

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

European Capital Investment in the Ottoman State

"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."