Conference Cruiser Gifts

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'Pick a business card.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"I'd rather be at the office."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'