Celestial Voyager Gifts

Church Steeple Rocket

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Touché"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"