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'So that's how they know which way north is.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Flight simulator'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Yes, That Was The Exit

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

London map drawn from memory.

Rowing machine on a river.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Reading room

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.

Marco Polo

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Giddy-up dinner."