Armchair Explorer T-Shirts

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'Did you know Columbus went round the world in 1521?'

TV Remote control user is zapped by his telly

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

Elderly Tarzan...

Man and TV

"Frankly, our trip to the North Pole was a huge disappointment: It was just like being back home..."

You can make adventure happen

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Hmmm...Looks good.'

The last epic journey of Marco Polo

'I don't know how much more of this thrill-a-minute lifestyle I can take.'

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969

Welcome to the North Pole

Globes

"He got a c in Geography because we never go anywhere!"

'So far I haven't seen a thing.'

"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."

Magellan Caught Looking At Map

"I'm not here for the polar ice caps."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Stout Cortez and Some Wild Surmises

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.