Armchair Pilots Pillows

The aviation experts come out to play

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Cow Blue Arrows

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Inactive wear store.