Armchair Olympian Pillows

"Synchronized sitting"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Goal!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Travelogue

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."