Armchair Expert Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort to any space with pillows that showcase the relaxed wisdom of the armchair expert. Perfect for cozying up or adding personality to a sofa.

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"I don't care if you used the internet for a diagnosis. I did too."

"I don't care if you used the internet for a diagnosis. I did too." mockup

"I don't care if you used the internet for a diagnosis. I did too."

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"I took an online, two-day legal course, so I respectfully disagree with you."

"I took an online, two-day legal course, so I respectfully disagree with you." mockup

"I took an online, two-day legal course, so I respectfully disagree with you."

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"Okay, you know so much, you fight him" mockup

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

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"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen." mockup

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

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'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!' mockup

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

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...You should have turned left in corner four.

...You should have turned left in corner four. mockup

...You should have turned left in corner four.

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Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual

Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual mockup

Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual

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"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!" mockup

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"

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He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup. mockup

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling." mockup

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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Turkish Democracy

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"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat." mockup

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

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The intellectual.

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A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV. mockup

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

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"All of a dither as per usual!"

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Putting Practice.

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'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .' mockup

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

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'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!' mockup

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

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A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter mockup

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

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Travelogue

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'John is watching the game under protest.'

'John is watching the game under protest.' mockup

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us." mockup

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

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"Goal!"

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"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family." mockup

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

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"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!" mockup

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

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'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.' mockup

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

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"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis." mockup

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

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'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...' mockup

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

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"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics." mockup

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

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It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

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"Just the slippers is fine!"

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"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!" mockup

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

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Armchair Expert Pillows Collection

Armchair Expert Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that showcase the wit and wisdom of the armchair expert – perfect for starting each day with a smile.

Armchair Expert Prints

Decorate your space with prints that capture the fun and wisdom of the armchair expert—ideal for adding personality and humor to any room.

Armchair Expert T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that proudly proclaim the armchair expert’s cleverness. Comfortable and humorous, these tees are a fun way to express your personality.