Armchair Expert Pillows

"I don't care if you used the internet for a diagnosis. I did too."

"I took an online, two-day legal course, so I respectfully disagree with you."

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

...You should have turned left in corner four.

Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

The intellectual.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Turkish Democracy

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Goal!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Travelogue

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."