Armchair Athletes Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Dad, don't you think it's time for glasses?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"