Armchair Athletes Mugs

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Dad, don't you think it's time for glasses?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Travelogue

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Goal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'