Wheelchair Athlete Pillows

Escaped Wheelchair.

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

Lance Armstrong, age 90.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Goal!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Inactive wear store.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Medication for the elderly

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Overdoing it.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'