Wheelchair Athlete Pillows

Escaped Wheelchair.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Medication for the elderly

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Inactive wear store.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Overdoing it.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."