Wheelchair Sports Pillows

Disabled boxers in ring with ramps.

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Medication for the elderly

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Inactive wear store.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Overdoing it.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'