Wheelchair Sports Gifts

Disabled boxers in ring with ramps.

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Goal!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Duel in a wheelchair.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Inactive wear store.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Medication for the elderly

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Overdoing it.

Easy chair exercise machines