Wheelchair Warriors Pillows

Al's Wheelchair Emporium

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

'Maybe you should lighten your loads.'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Exercise Class

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

Sisyphus during Covid

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Exercise Bars

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming