Armchair Defender Pillows

'So, my Daughter's told you all about me, has she?... And did she mention how violent I get when someone sits in my chair?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Inactive wear store.

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.