Armchair Knight Pillows

"Knight in extremely hot & uncomfortable armor"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Goal!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Travelogue

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.