Armchair Knight Pillows

"Knight in extremely hot & uncomfortable armor"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I think they're up to something.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Travelogue

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Goal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Inactive wear store.