Armchair Sailor Mugs

Sailing Practice.

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Inactive wear store.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the Olympics'