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Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Submarine Hunter.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Becalmed yachts

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Cruise to nowhere

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'What type of line are you using?'

Book Sailing

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Sailing Practice.

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

Halcyon Prospects.

Row to Row

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

Delights of sea angling!

'That's our vet, leading the ride!'

"Frankly lad, I think even able seaman of industry might be aiming a little high,here at Gussetts."

Overtaken by the tide. - Margate.

Pirate Eye Test

'I forgot you get seasick.'