Yacht Owner Gifts

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Boat to the Horizon.

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Private Jet

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

The Church-Going Bell.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I try to help when I can.'

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

Yacht For Sail.