Book Fishing Crew Gifts

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Not that net!'

Fishing Tales

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Now cut that out!'

Fishing and new technologies

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Hell's Anglers

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Man is fired by fishing rod.

'This should come out just right.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'

Fisherman with tiny catch

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Live Bait.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"Just the bait, please."

"My fish locator sent me."

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"