Book Fishing Crew Gifts

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Not that net!'

Fishing Tales

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Now cut that out!'

Fishing and new technologies

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Hell's Anglers

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'This should come out just right.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Man is fired by fishing rod.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Live Bait.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Fisherman with tiny catch

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

"My fish locator sent me."

"Just the bait, please."