Fish Store Worker Gifts

'No! You may not see a menu.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Sea weed harvest.

'Help!'

Shark Chum

Killer whale with dead trainer

Marine Pollution

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Giant sandwich bags.

Overturned boat.

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

Last Blue Tuna.

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Aquarium Distress Call.

'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'

"Life is just a bowl of water."

All you can eat buffet in a goldfish bowl

Recycling chip fat.

Man is fired by fishing rod.

Evolution of Al's fish.

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'How did the shark get a gun?'

Feeder Mice