"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"
Blanket Bandit Gifts
Looking for a gift for your blanket bandit—someone who can't resist snuggling under the covers? Our collection features playful and clever items that capture their love for comfort and mischief. From witty mugs to cozy pillows, each product is designed to bring a smile to their face while embracing their adventurous cuddling habits. Perfect for anyone who considers themselves a fun-loving snuggler, these gifts add a touch of humor and warmth to their everyday routines.
"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'
"First time pruning?"
Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.
Fish talking about fisherman
"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."
Swimming Prankster
Artists of the wild west.
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
Am Awful Crammer.
White Collar Crime.
Shore fishing requires threading the needle.
'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
Book Thief in True Crime Department
BLESS YOU
Nannies Of The Old West
"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"
'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'
Mom's House O' Chili.
The Specimen Hunter
"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...
Fisher being dragged along by catch.
Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen
'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'
Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.
Plagiarism
4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR
Selfish man stealing the duvet.
You can take the girl out of Kew...
Voter Rights
Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!
Blanket Bandit Gifts Collection
Blanket Bandit Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the playful spirit of blanket bandits—bring a smile to their face with every coffee break.
Blanket Bandit Pillows
Check out our pillows designed for blanket bandits—add humor and comfort to any room with these charming, cuddly accents.
Blanket Bandit Prints
Browse prints that celebrate the mischievous and creative side of blanket bandits—perfect artwork to inspire and amuse.
Blanket Bandit T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that capture the fun-loving nature of blanket bandits—perfect for casual wear and showcasing their cozy personality.