Bouquet Buffs T-Shirts

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Sinking Sand

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Buffet - now glutton free.

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

All You Can Eat

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

"Start Sucking!"

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty