Bouquet Buffs T-Shirts

"Your description of the wine's bouquet was elegant, but are you sure that's not my feet?"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Buffet - now glutton free.

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

All You Can Eat

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

Casino. All you can eat buffet. Now here's a game where I can beat the house!