Lunch Time Gifts

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

Tartine

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Out to Scrunch.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I brought my lunch."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Urban lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.