Lunch Date Gifts

"Believe me, honey, I know! Chit happens!"

"It may be just a simple tomato bisque, but just wait for the roaring and turbulent excitement in your bowels an hour from now."

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'You made me jump.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"I brought my lunch."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Urban lunch

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"