Lunch Date Gifts

"Believe me, honey, I know! Chit happens!"

"It may be just a simple tomato bisque, but just wait for the roaring and turbulent excitement in your bowels an hour from now."

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You made me jump.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Urban lunch

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

One Hour Sandwich shop