Lunch Date Veteran Gifts

"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Lunch Meet

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Urban lunch

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Huge fan."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

Men have only one thing on their minds. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something?

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

When policewomen date.

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!"

"My mother was right about you."

"That's two 'ayes', two 'nays' and a 'whatever'."

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

Paradise Singles Bar.

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

Mort, sweetie, it's time for our lunch date. Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a rant. Why, that's no problem at all. In fact, I'd like to add something. But of course, my petunia. If I don't eat soon, Mort will never get another smooch! Who needs world order, really Another victory for Lip Gloss Diplomacy.

Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.