Lunch Date Veteran T-Shirts

"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Lunch Meet

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Urban lunch

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"Huge fan."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

When policewomen date.

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

Paradise Singles Bar.

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"That's two 'ayes', two 'nays' and a 'whatever'."

"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!"

"My mother was right about you."

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'