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Enough About Me...

"My mother was right about you."

"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

"You do like octopus?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

So Close..

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"You're such a good listener."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romance

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Do you mind?"

"I love you, you big fool."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."