Date Night Warrior T-Shirts

'One thing I do like about you Eddie is - you can take a hint.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Do you mind?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

"You and your daft inventions."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

The modern generation!

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"