Lunch Break Comedians Gifts

"Now, we wait."

A Club Sandwitch.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

One Hour Sandwich shop

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"It's my in-tray!"

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

Donuts. 12 off.

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

Desert island with sign 'Gone to lunch'.

Thermos capsule lunch launch.