Lunch Break Comedians Gifts

"Now, we wait."

A Club Sandwitch.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

One Hour Sandwich shop

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

"It's my in-tray!"

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

Donuts. 12 off.

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

Thermos capsule lunch launch.

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'