Lunch Break Comedy Gifts

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

Soup

One Hour Sandwich shop

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Sandwich filing.

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

Job Safety - Lunch.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

Lunch.