Lunch Break Humorist Gifts

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Al's Time Machines: 'Out to lunch-back an hour ago.'

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Sandwich filing.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

Chinese business cuisine.

Job Safety - Lunch.

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"It's my in-tray!"

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'