Meal Prep Maestros T-Shirts

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I sent out for everything.'

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Hungry child

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Burnt or Raw?

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

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"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

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'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

A spider meal prepping

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

The Chop House

Catering for a large family.

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

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