Culinary Maestro Pillows

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Ingredients for a successful family dinner

Salad Bowl Drum

Chef carrying his spoon in a case.

Quartet of chefs.

Cooking is like composing orchestral music - combining different elements into something harmonious and beautiful. Unfortunately this is an unfinished symphony.

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

'She's just seeing if the alphabetti spaghetti's ready.'

Musical Cook

Spatula Conductor

Jack of all trades

Baby Piano

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Patissier

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Onion Tears

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Romantic Glass Blower

Boy baking a cake.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Pollsters

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

Black Truffles!