Menu Mastermind Gifts

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Is the MSG local?"

Kitchen Kapers

Party time.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

National Coffee Day

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'