Culinary Musicians Gifts

Mandolin Players At Dinner

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

Soup of the month.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Children's Feast.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wok. Don't Wok.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Garden.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Filet minion

The Witches Discover The Wok

Too much cilantro

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

A Day In The Kitchen

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'