Culinary Drummer Gifts

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Soup of the month.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

Children's Feast.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Too much cilantro

Filet minion

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Canape?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

A Day In The Kitchen