Culinary Drummer Pillows

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Soup of the month.

Pi Ala Mode.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Children's Feast.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wok. Don't Wok.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Too much cilantro

Filet minion

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."