Mommy Maverick Pillows

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

Guitar Man.

Grandma's caf

Popera!

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Dominant hand reveal party

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Mother and Baby

A man working on a model airplane

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"