Meat Maverick Pillows

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Burnt or Raw?

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Culinary surgery.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'New Barbeque.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Human meat.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

The Chop House

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

Steak

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."