Meat Marvel Pillows

Floyd, a pioneer in genetic engineering, often spent lunchtimes with Melissa on his spiral-cut ham farm.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Burnt or Raw?

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Culinary surgery.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'New Barbeque.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Macho man body building club.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Horse meat scandal.

"Iron Man Competition"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

Cattle barons for world domination.

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

The Chop House

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."