Meat Mythbuster Pillows

Horse meat scandal.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Burnt or Raw?

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Culinary surgery.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"If only you knew. . ."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

The Chop House

"It's good luck."

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

God raises the steaks.

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

Steak

UK Economy

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'No! Chuck! Why?!'