Meat Mythbuster Prints

Horse meat scandal.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Burnt or Raw?

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Culinary surgery.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"If only you knew. . ."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

The Chop House

"It's good luck."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Sale. Grocery. Finland is the most populous nation on earth. Time to sell my stock portfolio --- a "market correction" is coming.

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

UK Economy

Steak

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'You know why Pilgrim's pants fall down? They wear their buckles on their hats.' Where Light and Dark Meat Comes From.

God raises the steaks.

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.