Municipal Mythbuster Prints

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Horse meat scandal.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"If only you knew. . ."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

Killing Santa

"It's good luck."

Meter Maid

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

Sale. Grocery. Finland is the most populous nation on earth. Time to sell my stock portfolio --- a "market correction" is coming.

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

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