Market Mythbuster Pillows

Sale. Grocery. Finland is the most populous nation on earth. Time to sell my stock portfolio --- a "market correction" is coming.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Horse meat scandal.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"It's good luck."

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

UK Economy

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

'The whole thing about me creating man in my own image is a bit of a myth, I'm afraid.'

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."

"You just ate! Wait 15 days."

"You can't always blame everything on the crows."

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"