Meat-free Marvels Pillows

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Easter Ham Free.

DIY Butchers

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'I recently became a veggie.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Starmer - Just eat less.

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Butcher shop +

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

What's in the milk today?

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

Floyd, a pioneer in genetic engineering, often spent lunchtimes with Melissa on his spiral-cut ham farm.

"This is where we breed our meatless chickens."

devoted vegetarian.